Answer: No cow; a cow has four legs, but no cow has eight legs.
Answer: On the head.
Answer: It wasn’t raining.
Answer: Because she cant go under it.
Answer: It is safe enough, but it is better to write the letter on paper.
Answer: Because he had no knife.
Answer: Lift up the other.
Answer: The Mississippi River.
Answer: The word NOISE.
Answer: Adam, he was first in the human race.
Answer: A wet one.
Answer: Cut off their nose.s
Answer: Because there are so many more of them.
Answer: A lemon is yellow.
Answer: Miss Ouri and Mrs. Sippi.
Answer: Husband and wife.
Answer: Who put this violin in my violin case?
Answer: The highway.
Answer: Finding half a worm.
Answer: because his head is so far from his body.
Answer: He played the piano until he found the right key.
Answer: It wont run at all without winding?
Answer: Heat, for you can catch cold.
Answer: The letter R.
Answer: Quite ugly.
Answer: The letter B.
Answer: Because he is dead.
Answer: Yes, an baby elephant.
Answer: The baby is al little Bigger.
Answer: In the dictionary.
Answer: The pavement.
Answer: Your name.
Answer: A sponge.
Answer: An angle.
Answer: He wouldnt be able to stir.
Answer: A promise.
Answer: Time to get a new one.
Answer: A very small mother.
Answer: By falling off the bottom rung.
Answer: Two birds.
Answer: The letter G.
Answer: A shoe.
Answer: N and P; they have O between them.
Answer: In the dictionary.
Answer: In the days of No-A.
Answer: There are two Ts in that.
Answer: A jumbo jet.
Answer: His breath.
Answer: Plenty of room.
Answer: Use a candle.
Answer: The letter L.
Answer: You cant dip an elephant into your tea.
Answer: Take all the matches out first.
Answer: Youre too young to smoke.
Answer: You cant shut the door.
Answer: When there are two of them.
Answer: A phantomime.
Answer: We dont serve spirits.
Answer: A sandwich.
Answer: A vacuum cleaner is too heavy.
Answer: The Vampire State Building.
Answer: Fish and ships.
Answer: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
Answer: Because the bed wont come to them.
Answer: Robinson Crusoe. He had all his work done by Friday.
Answer: A leopard with measles.
Answer: Smile, because it has a mile between the first and the last letters.
Answer: The dog can have a flea, but the flea cant have a dog.
Answer: When you are a mouse.
Answer: Neither. You should stir it with a spoon.
Answer: A zebra with a set of drums.
Answer: Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?
Answer: Very long ones.
Answer: Ah, its all coming back to me now.
Answer: Five days old.
Answer: On the outside.
Answer: A hole.
Answer: A shadow.
Answer: A horse.
Answer: A banana disguised as a cucumber.
Answer: A bird who knocks before he delivers his message.
Answer: Because its to far to walk.
Answer: Telling a bald man hair-raising stories.
Answer: Dont pay the water rates.
Answer: The outside.
Answer: Are you asleep?"
Answer: Tickle his middle and see which end smiles.
Answer: His fingers.
Answer: Because theres none after it.