Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?
Where are kings usually crowned?
Three large women went walking under one umbrella, but none of them got wet. Why?
Why does a cow go over a hill?
Is it safe to write a letter on an empty stomach?
Why did Adam bite the apple that Eve gave to him?
What does a hen do when she stands on one foot?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
What is that by losing an eye nothing left but a nose?
What is that you brake when you name it?
Who was the fastest runner in the bible?
What kind of an umbrella does the Presidents wife carry on a rainy day?
What is the best way to keep fish from smelling?
What ship is always managed by more than one person?
Why do white sheep eat so much more than black ones?
Whats the difference between a lemon and a white elephant?
Who are the largest two ladies in the United States?
Two Indians are standing on a hill, and one is the father of the others son? What relation are the two Indians to each other?
As long as I eat, I live; but when I drink, I die.
What were the Chicago gangsters last words?
What is always coming but never arrives?
What is worse than finding a worm in apple?
Why has the giraffe such a long neck?
A man was locked in a room which had nothing in except a piano.
How did he get out?
How long will an eight-day clock run without winding?
Which moves faster, heat or cold?
What comes with an auto, is of no use to an auto, and yet the auto cannot run without it?
What is found in the middle of both America and Australia?
I have five noses, six mouths and seven ears. What am I?
What makes a road broad?
Why can we send no more dispatches to Washington?
Have you ever heard of a baby raised on elephants milk?
Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
Where can you always find sympathy?
What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
What is that was given to you, belongs to you exclusively, and yet is used more by your friends than by yourself?
What is full of holes and yet holds water?
What can be right but never wrong?
What would happen to a man if he swallowed his teaspoon?
What can be broken without being hit or dropped?
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Whats the definition of minimum?
How can a man fall off a fifty-foot ladder and not be hurt?
What has four legs and flies in the air?
What always ends everything?
What runs around town all day and lies under the bed at night with its tongue hanging out?
What ends with E, begins with P, and has a thousand letters?
Which two letters of the alphabet have nothing between them?
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
When was B the first letter of the alphabet?
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many Ts are in that?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of Tea?
What do you call an elephant that flies?
What is that one needs most in the long run?
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
What would you do if you swallowed a light bulb?
Luke had it first, Paul had it last; boys never have it, girls have it but once; Miss Sullivan had it twice in the same place, but when she married Pat Murphy she never had it again.
Whats the difference between a biscuit and an elephant?
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
How can you tell if theres an elephant in the refrigerator?
When do elephants have eight feet?
What do you call a play thats acted by ghosts?
What did the barman say when the ghost asked for a drink?
What do you call a wicked old woman who lives by the sea?
Why does a witch ride on a broom?
What a vampires favourite tourist spot?
What do seamonsters eat?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Why do people go to bed?
Who invented the five day week?
Whats yellow and black with red spots?
Whats the longest word in the dictionary?
Whats the difference between a dog and a flea?
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
What can you put in the fridge that will stay hot?
Should you stir your tea with your left hand or right?
Whats black and white and noisy?
Why will television never take the place of newspaper?
If a man is born in Turkey, grows up in Italy, comes to America and dies in Chicago, what is he?
What are the best steps to take when you meet an escaped lion?
What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction?
What is a bird after he is four days old?
On which side does a chicken have most feathers?
What is always coming but never arrives?
What grows bigger the more you take from it?
What can fall on water without of getting wet?
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
Whats yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
What did you get when you cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?
Why do birds fly to south in winter?
What is a complete waste of time?
How should you dress on a cold day?
Whats the best way to keep water out of the house?
What is the reddest side of an apple?
Ask a question that cannot be answered Yes".
How can you tell which end of a worm is his head?
What does everyone have that can always count on?
Why is this riddle the last in the book?